CATNIP, TOILET PAPER, AND LASERS

May 17, 2021

This purrfectly hilarious cat poem collection while bring back wonderful memories of your feline friends and have you busting with laughter…

By M.G. Rorai

Title: CATNIP, TOILET PAPER, AND LASERS
Author: M.G. Rorai
Publisher: Independent
Pages: 146
Genre: Poetry

BOOK BLURB:

This purrfectly hilarious cat poem collection while bring back wonderful memories of your feline friends and have you busting with laughter. 9 out of 10 cats recommend this book; the 10th one was Grumpy Cat.

What is the answer?
What will prevail?
Will it be the red dot?
Or will the cat win the tale?

My name is Socks,
and much to my delight,
I chase a red dot
almost every single night.

It travels over bed sheets
and runs across the floor
while I chase to my heart’s content
thirsting for more!

By day I sleep;
by night I chase
when my human comes home from work
and pulls out the laser post-haste!

I hear the clicking of the button
and race into the room
to run after that red dot--

look at me zoom!

If you have ever spent time with a furry companion, especially of the feline variety, you will get a smile from this collection of anecdotal experiences.

Told from the cat's point of view, this author does have a talent for setting scenes and events into rhyme.

From torturing toys and toilet paper, to scaring their humans (to show their love) and just enjoying life, including hikes, and perhaps not enjoying playing dress-up, this book has something for everything. Who doesn't appreciate an uninvited Zoom appearance of the furry kind?

Who can relate? "I like to take undies and drag them across the floor..."

or "I'm fascinated by the glasses that my human wears..."

One of my favorite anecdotes, or tales of woe, begins with

"My human got a costume of which she made me wear

I now look like a pumpkin,,,"

I could type more but furry feet on my keyboard remind me that I haven't checked the food dishes in the last fifteen minutes.